In my dystopian future....

now, I'm pretty committed to Dr.Steel taking over the world (doctorsteel.com, hell I know my toy soldier number off by heart. I'm steel trooper TS18765 if you wanted to know, which you didn't.)but, sometimes I wish I was the big boss, the head honcho, the number one bloody guy. I normally say that me and Lena will rule the world, but I feel one of us will take power in a violent coop. In all fairness, I think it would be Lena who takes power in a violent coop, but hey, this whole thing is about me taking over earth so you can distend belief a tiny bit further.

here are my rules. first and for most, colour is banned. yeah that's right, I've removed colour. you are allowed grey, black and white. green, orange or purple only on special occasions. but gratuitous colours end in special penalties, something ironic involving brightly shaded pinwheels. while we are on the restrictions in place, men must where formal suits and a hat at all times. something cool like a top hat, trilby, bowler or fedora. footwear is free and open. I'd need specialist help when deciding female clothes but for the moment think of steam punk and the gothy-er Camden fashions. once a month humorous t-shirt wearing is enforced.

secondly public executions . not for any particular crime, just if my cyborg judge dredd/jonah hex enforcers witness 20 acts of being a massive wanker the closest one will put a revolver to the head of the subject and fire, after saying the sacred oath of "wrong time, wrong place arsewipe." maybe I should think this rule through but y'know I'm the king of the bloody world.

thirdly all people named Kathryn a. Mcgregor, Joe a. Phipps, Milena, Arien Afsarpour, Dan "donut" banner Matthew boo-sher, Sarah and anyone in my my space friends list is exempt from my rules........for the moment.

also, not technically a rule but I need some perma-hot Irina Spalko clones for my own personal guard/harem.

any suggestions? empire name? Rules? National anthem

the blog will get better.